I Am Going To Rot In Hell For Eternity

Well it has been one of those weeks. You know, those weeks that just dominate your soul. You leave work mentally and physically drained. Yeah, it was one of those. In an attempt to blow off steam I decided to go out tonight. Nothing spectacular planned, just hanging out with some friends.

Anyways midway through the night I head to the restrooms to relieve myself. I, of course, don't believe in chatting while "occupied" but after I was done and washing hands a gentleman started chatting with me and I was obliged to continue the conversation. The conversation started as any other might, then the guy said "I am drunker than a skunk on a Tuesday morning"(Still trying to figure that one out). Anyways, I finished cleaning up and was ready to walk out the door when I noticed he was having trouble working the paper towel dispenser. Seeing as we had exchanged pleasantries earlier I nonchalantly asked if he needed a hand. Oh how I would regret this kind gesture. Immediately after I opened my word hole I noticed that the guy I had been talking to had no arms. Luckily he was too drunk to give a crap or just genuinely didn't care. Either way, I walked away feeling like an ass.

The moral of the story is no matter what your intentions, watch your freaking mouth- it'll get you into trouble.

5 Hr Energy < 6 Hr Power

So I saw a commercial today that really made me laugh. Not because it was a clever marketing gimmick, but because it is the definition of one-upsmanship. If such a thing exists.

It must be a sad day for 5 Hour Energy, edged out by 1.

Also, I think the word art adds a lot.

Time

I know it's been a long time since i've posted, but I've been busy. What have I been busy with? ...I didn't really think you'd call me out on that. I was doing... stuff... yeah, stuff. I've actually been extremely busy with work, family, friends, pretty much everything.

It's amazing how fast time can go by. I actually have a theory on that. I think time seems to go by faster and faster each year for a simple reason: a year is a smaller percentage of time as you get older. When I was 5 years old, a year seemed to take forever (because at 5 years old, 1 year was ~20% of my life). Now, years seem to fly by (because at 23 years old, 1 year is ~4% of my life).

Well that was quite the mini-rant. I initially wanted to post more on what i've been doing for the past week or so, but this seems adequate for now.


gg time, gg